walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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