in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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