hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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