i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
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the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
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I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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