So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
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Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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