Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I bet he comes in French.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
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i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
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He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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