Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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