My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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