why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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