i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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