I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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