so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
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I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
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EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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