4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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