On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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