remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
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Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
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Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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