finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
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I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
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He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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