May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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