pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
