i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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