people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
ttyl tear gas
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
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