I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
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is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
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She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
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If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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