Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
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We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
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For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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