I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
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