hell yes lets make some ravioli
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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