yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
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Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
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Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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