My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
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