Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Randomize
