I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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