quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
My vagina just recognized that song.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
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I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
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I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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