Porn is love you can see.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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