he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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