return my video game
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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