My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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