The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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