I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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