So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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