I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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