So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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