his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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