I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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