This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
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Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
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Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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