Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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