is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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