I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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