i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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