I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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