Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
literally had 100 drinks last night.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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