You work out of a Hotel?
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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