Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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