She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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