my mouth tastes like poor choices
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
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I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
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currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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