It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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