For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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