I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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