Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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