? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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