my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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