yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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